I’m getting the urge to write something in xanga again, but I don’t know.  A few months ago I was reading all my old posts and I couldn’t stop cringing, which is why I had to get rid of them.  For a while I never wanted to come within 1000 feet of xanga again.  But lately whenever something interesting happens, I’ve been like, “Hey!  I need to write that on my xanga!”  So….perhaps my time has come, but then again maybe not.


I know that this is a very intense and loaded decision, so give me some counseling!

I just found this picture of myself as a newborn baby lying in the newborn-cubicle thing (whatever you call it).  On the side of it, there was a big sign that said: “QUIET <LAST NAME DELETED BECAUSE I’M SCARED OF RANDOM XANGA PEOPLE>.”

Jeez!  I was about 5 hours old!!!!  HOW did they already know??  That sort of scares me…like how can somebody accurately label your personality when you haven’t even been around for a day?  (Was I too timid to cry or something?)

Well, now I guess I’ll have to try to prove them wrong if that’s possible…

On another note…it’s too bad Christmas can’t be delayed a few weeks!  I told my parents not to get me anything (but they probably will), and at the same time I haven’t even bought anything for anyone yet (and don’t feel like it).  I’m just not in the mood for holidays…..except for the candy cane part!   Did you know Christmas is the 25th because the Christians just wanted to make a holiday to compete with Saturnalia (the pagan holiday) and attract more followers?  Haha well then YOU should take Latin my dear!!

Es tiempo para mi leccion de piano…and I might just have to wear my spandex to it because they’re really comfortable

I’m kind of out of ideas to write about, so now it is time for…………


A XANGA OF SHAME!!!


 


(or semi-shame, because some things just shouldn’t be made public)————————->


-In first grade, I was playing with these weird film things with Eric Wilsterman’s little sister.  I forget exactly what they were, but we decided to pop out all the film and ruin them.  Later my mom found them, and she asked if Lizzie had destroyed them all or if I did it, too.  I blurted out, “IT WAS ALL LIZZIE!”  My mom was like, oh, okay, well next time she’s here tell her not to do it again!  Later I felt AWFUL.  I was playing in the kitchen and my mom came in and I burst into tears, but I couldn’t tell her the truth.  That night I remember thinking, “maybe someday when I’m like 15 or 20 it won’t seem so bad and I’ll tell the truth then!”  But I still couldn’t sleep, and for the next week I couldn’t even look my mom in the eye. 


-Another time in first grade, my best friend decided to write on her desk and I thought it was REALLY COOL and decided to do it too!  I started writing “Brook” in cursive because he sat next to me.  I got to “Broo” when my teacher came over, and then I stopped and looked all innocent.  Immediately she was like “WHO WROTE ON THE DESKS??”  I was terrified and just shook my head when she asked me.  Then she saw the “Broo” and said to Brook, “I think it was you.  I see a B, an R, an O, O…”  Brook yelled, “I don’t even know how to write in cursive!  It wasn’t me!”  Then she took him over to a corner and gave him a little talk, which I heard every word of: “Brook, I’d rather have you just admit to me that you did something wrong than keep lying about it.  I know that it was you.” He was like, “NO it wasn’t!”  She said, “I know that you did it.  Please stop lying to me.”  Then she made him clean all of it off!  I.  FELT.  AWFUL.  I wanted to die SO incredibly badly.  I was convinced that god would come down and cut off my head and then hurl me into the pits of hell.  


-In second grade, me and the same best friend (ok, Rachel Sorenson) decided to play a little trick on Tony Shimmel.  He had this stuffed bunny that he was obsessed with, so we stole it during lunch and buried it under the pebbles on the playground.  He started freaking out when he couldn’t find it…but finally someone stepped on it and dug it out, and it was all brown and gross.  Tony sat in the corner the rest of the day crying and holding his gross bunny. 


-In kindergarten, me and Rachel (once again) plotted how to make this certain girl get out of our school.  We decided that we’d make a gross drink with hair in it and give it to her, so she’d drink it and throw up.  OR there was a certain food she was allergic to, so we wanted to sneak that into her lunch.  Finally we decided to make a prank call to her mom and say that the girl had been accepted into a really good private school, and should leave Winchester at once.  Once the girl heard us and told the teacher.  Like the brat I was, I said, “We weren’t talking about that X…we were talking about my COUSIN X!”  I was such a little jerky kid


-In the second grade, a certain man in my grade called me every afternoon to come over and play.  But I was completely embarrased about having a “boyfriend” so EVERY single time, I made up another lie to him about why I was busy.  Some were very creative…and I never did end up going to his house.


-In 6th grade I cheated on a dumb 10-point english pop quiz.  I didn’t know any of the answers so I “stole” two from someone (alright, ANne).  I would feel much worse except she got them wrong too, so it didn’t really matter. 


-In 8th grade Ms. Fagan had “conduct points.”  One day I forgot my colored pencils, and she was going to take off a conduct point if we didn’t have them.  For some reason I was convinced that one conduct point off would make me fail science…so when she came around I pretended that Haley’s were mine.  Everyone at my table was shocked and like, “CHRISTINE a liar??  Why did you do that???”  I was soooo ashamed.  I got an A in science that term but I was convinced it was because of the point I cheated on.  When my parents were happy I wanted to flush myself down the toilet and go live in a pipe.


-In eighth grade I played a very weird “joke” on Katie (T.).  When she found out and was really mad, me and Caitlin got twice as mad back at her.  I sent her a semi-mean email and then was a total jerk the next day.  Even though it was COMPLETELY my fault!  But um…you’ll have to ask me to get more specific on this one because I’m not writing it on xanga. :-0


-Come to think of it, I was an jerk all through 8th grade. 


-In 9th grade…this isn’t really GUILT but um…there was this person that I just couldn’t talk to (aren’t you suprised?).  Due to certain circumstances, this person and I were left alone in a room at someone’s house for maybe…3 or 4 minutes?  THE ENTIRE TIME we just sat there basically watching each other.  Not speaking.  It was the most awkward thing EVER!  Talk about painful silence…haha this qualifies as shame because it was definitely my fault.


-UUhh, ok well there’s 50 more things but this is way too long, and besides it’s much more fun to write about dumb stuff from 1st grade than from like, last week.  SO hereby ends my xanga of shame! (for now)


Everyone add your own shame stories as comments! 

^ scarry book!  (sort of)…it’s about this freaky serial killer 8-year-old

 

Now I have a random question: do you ever dream that someone does something really really REALLY mean and annoying, and then you wake up and you’re actually mad at them…just for something they did in your sleep?  Well this keeps happening to me!!!  Haha, actually, the other day I went through the 1st two periods of school completely furious with Theresa b/c of something she did in my dream the night before, until I finally realized she was innocent…  lol sorry Theresa…

 

 

Moving away from dreams and moving on to….noses!!!  Today in history class we were having a pretty dull discussion about current events the entire time.  Instead of listening, I started looking around and noticing everybody’s noses.  Aren’t noses WEIRD!!!?!  I felt like such a disgusting conformist for having this big blob sticking from my face, just like everybody else.  Policemen have noses.  Doctors have noses.  Mass murderers have noses.  And then when I was looking around, there were some people who I was really surprised had a nose at all, because they’re so unique that they shouldn’t have such a dumb, common feature.  I wasn’t really noticing the DIVERSITY of noses…(some are pointy, some are bumpy, some are slimy, etc.)…but just the fact that everybody has one.  It was a weird epiphany.  I felt so detached and barbaric, like we’re all animals with these huge gross chunks protruding from our pasty skin…like, noses completely changed my perspective on LIFE!!!!

 

 

It’s time to put in some pictures of noses, because this xanga is seriously lacking in images.

 

         

 

 

(I deleted the first part because I felt bad)…


Well, anyways, I just realized that I never wrote about the Red Sox!  That was awesome!  I’m sure it’s even cooler for the old people who’ve been waiting for decades upon decades for a world series win, and FINALLY it happened!  But it was cool enough for us younguns.  Think of the lifetime of pain we’ve been saved from… sweeet!  I can’t decide on one guy so I’ll just do the whole team:



(haha, and notice the one lone Cardinal looking all desolate in the corner, poor guy)


I really wish I was at the parade right now…but…alas, that’s another story.  I’ll be goin’ now…I’m just going to leave you with the reminder that the chish is still open to suggestions for his name!!!  Adios!

Lol sorry…


To anyone I was mean/rude/unresponsive (especially unresponsive) to today…it was just tiredness!  I actually set a record of falling asleep in all my classes (or at least significantly drowsing off)…except for English which I didn’t go to (DON’T ASK!).  I hate the feeling of opening your eyes and being like, “where am I?  So confused…” and then you realize that you’re sitting at a desk, and there are people all around you, and a teacher at the front of the room lecturing, or a movie playing.  And suddenly you vaguely remember starting to nod off while looking at the clock wondering when it would be over…and now like 10 minutes have passed…all you can say is “I HOPE I DIDN’T SNORE!”


OR alternate scenario: After wondering “where am I I’m confused”, you realize that you’re lying in a pasture of dry tropical grasslands, with a howler monkey picking your toenails and a siberian lion finishing off your scalp.  And then a crazy ape-man (named Howard obiously) comes with his iron spear and pitches you into the Amazon river. 



  ( you can add your own ending)


or here’s mine…


Once in the Amazon River, you meet a darling, studly young fish named Gufa Mo Kwa Kwa.  Even though you’re purple and bloated with water, Gufa Mo thinks you’re much hotter than all the other butts down at the bottom of his stream.  Unable to restrain yourselves, you and Goofie soon interbreed and create the first ever recorded chish (child/fish) in the history of life!  Your pride and joy, EXCLUSIVELY pictured here!!!!– 



(Now what should we name it??)


 

A couple of random things….

1) We had way too many quizzes today

2) No work this weekend!!! (in terms of grocery stores)

3) What’s with the Red Sox?? They’re so addictive to watch, but they can’t  win!  Ugh I remember last year, the day they lost game 7 to the Yankees.  It was midnight and I still had the whole Islam ABC book to do (remember that lovely project?), but I had to watch the game.  I was really stressed out about both the project and the world series, and then it was all like extra innings omg blah so exciting!  and I was like well I really need to get started, so after floating back upstairs every 2 minutes to check the game, I had gone down to the computer do a little more work.  I realized I’d be up all night but if they won it’d be worth it!  Then my mom called down saying they lost which was really really depressing   .  And I ended staying up until 4 and waking up early and then the printer broke the next morning and I had to email it to school but I forgot the bibliography which I had to do during lunch, instead of studying for some english test, and then there was a field hockey game and it was about 30 degrees out in our lovely kilts.  I HATED THE KILTS!  (but now I kind of want one).  So sorry for all the complaining blabber.  What I meant to say was…

 !!!!!  (although it’s really time for someone to get a haircut), but anyways…

4) SOMEONE in a certain class “borrowed” a certain sacred pencil…actually the offspring of the TRUE sacred pencil, which passed away quietly in Ms. Manoogian’s room last year…and decided to KILL it!!!!  By kill I mean slobber all over it.  So that’s two pencils down…pathetico…I have such emotional attachment to my little purple children.  Even though this one had only been with us 2 months, as opposed to the 3+ years of the other one, it was still very depressing to see it die such a violent death.  so please pray for its soul.

5) NHD!!!  Ya’ll pumped?  I sure am!!!  But it’ll be a whole different project without Kurhajetz as a teacher (even though I still miss him).  Speaking of history teachers, everyone thinks Letterie’s awful but I’ve decided she’s not that bad. 

6) In case you haven’t noticed, there are some reallhy awesome eating brochures in the lunchroom (right above the napkins), and they’re advertised by a chisled, beautiful HUNK O BURNIN LOVE named STEVE! (Al knows him personally)

ew

7)

8) I couldn’t think of anything to say for number seven.

This almost feels like summer vacation or something… I went to the mall last night w/ Tessa and Theresa and next time we have to remember a basketball (or soccer ball) and a camera!  The night before all I remember from it is pea cookies and a huge screaming debate about the presidents.  (Ignore that that sentence didn’t make any sense).  ANyways, vote Nader!  Because the other two are both bad!

Haha so, everyone at work officially hates me because I worked a minute more than 3 hours, which is apparently completely awful.  And now they get a fine or something because it was against the law since I’m under 16….even though I’m allowed to work over 3 hours on non-school days and we definitely didn’t have school on Friday!  But they’re still mad.  Anyways they also think I’m a huge bitch because I don’t really talk a lot, except to the old people, um and I guess they’re probably right (about me)   It’s really sad though.  I should relieve them of myself except I need/want the money.  Oh yeah and also the manager is like 18 and I saw him making out in the mall and he saw me too and that makes it REALLY fun!! 

 

 

 

ESTOY…FURIOSO!!!! AHORA.    TU.     MUERTE!

NOOO, CARLOS!  TU IDEA ES DEMASIADO PELIGROSA!

JAMIE, TU NO PUEDES DETENERME!!  ES TIEMPO PARA MI….VENGRANZA!!! AHHHH!!!!!

ha I think I still have all of the lines from that Spanish movie memorized!

And wow I just tried putting that thing I wrote in the English translator and now I’m really ashamed.  Apparently I have serious issues with spanish.

P…S. silly me i just realized it’s b/c of the accents!  how do you get accents on xanga?

Do I care?

Ok this is enough of this post.

I…miss……freshman….year

 

Strangely I found myself in history wishing to be in Kurhajetz again because at least he was really nice (and somewhat entertaining, and as far as I know didn’t shoot spit at the poor unfortunate first row).  And in English I missed Mr. Lester and in math I kind of….must admit….that I sort of missed Ol Manoogs.  :-0 DON’T MURDER ME!!!  It’s just that I somehow found her funny in a bad way.  Like, planning the revolt and stuff…those were some good times!!  And I miss my schedule from last year, which only had one loner class (gym) that I got over with at the beginning of the day.  This year has 2 loner classes and they’re last.  And furthermore all lunch 2’s is just….weird.  Everyone’s like, “oh yeah 12212112121” and all I get to say is TWO.  PURE AND UNADULTERATED TWO!!!!!!!

So, I’ll stop complaining.  I guess it’s not thaaaat bad……it’s just….school….