^ scarry book!  (sort of)…it’s about this freaky serial killer 8-year-old

 

Now I have a random question: do you ever dream that someone does something really really REALLY mean and annoying, and then you wake up and you’re actually mad at them…just for something they did in your sleep?  Well this keeps happening to me!!!  Haha, actually, the other day I went through the 1st two periods of school completely furious with Theresa b/c of something she did in my dream the night before, until I finally realized she was innocent…  lol sorry Theresa…

 

 

Moving away from dreams and moving on to….noses!!!  Today in history class we were having a pretty dull discussion about current events the entire time.  Instead of listening, I started looking around and noticing everybody’s noses.  Aren’t noses WEIRD!!!?!  I felt like such a disgusting conformist for having this big blob sticking from my face, just like everybody else.  Policemen have noses.  Doctors have noses.  Mass murderers have noses.  And then when I was looking around, there were some people who I was really surprised had a nose at all, because they’re so unique that they shouldn’t have such a dumb, common feature.  I wasn’t really noticing the DIVERSITY of noses…(some are pointy, some are bumpy, some are slimy, etc.)…but just the fact that everybody has one.  It was a weird epiphany.  I felt so detached and barbaric, like we’re all animals with these huge gross chunks protruding from our pasty skin…like, noses completely changed my perspective on LIFE!!!!

 

 

It’s time to put in some pictures of noses, because this xanga is seriously lacking in images.

 

         

 

 

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  1. bush looks like a monkey and he smells like one too! I had a dream that it was the end of the world…it was not a good dream. But that was only 1/8 of my dream, the rest was SOOOOOOOO weird and it involved mr. squeglia and mr. donohue who had turned into robots, and the Devil was trying to kill me and han in this girl’s basement.
    Noses are so weird. So are mouths if you think about it…they’re just like, an opening in the middle of your face that move when you talk. hahaha I thank you for the stimulating pictures. they moved me to tears.

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  2. better to smell like a monkey than a horseradish!                                                Doesn’t Kerry look like a turnip? 
    Ok…I see that this xanga just wasn’t good enough for everyone’s picky taste (except Al’s)… *sigh*  It’s a cold, cold world out there, people, and these things happen.  Well believe it or not, I have allies in unexpected places who stick by through thick and thin.  So if nobody else will comment, YOU KNOW whose turn it is!!

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  3. I really wanted to comment only I can think of nothing to say…hmm….you were mad at me? Aww I’m sorry…I dunno what I did in your dream….sorry . What was it that I did? And who knows maybe someday you’ll be applying to Harverd, Brown, Yale,Princeton, or going for your last few points of your 1600 SAT score and the question will ask about noses and how they relate to diversity. Achully that could be a pretty good symbolic essay…since Lesters class have you been noticeing sybolism in like everything you read? Ah…no? WEll i do…maybe I’m weird…anyway…im gonna go…

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  4. I hate my nose.
    But your on to something Christine, your getting closer to the idea that all humans are common in that they are humans, sentient beings.  So why not be compassionate to all?
    Anyway ya…umm Free Tibet!

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  5. stine stine you are keen, would you like a lima bean? if no you say, that’s okay, we can jump on your trampoline! and still later we can roll over the hills o’ green! with a troll! and then watch Tootsie make love with a cream puff, intensely and with passion.

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